Well, the pain has already started. Scott is so distraught, I know part of it is exhaustion, yet he is so wound up he cannot rest. I tried every trick in the book to make him smile, my Dayffd Thomas ("I am the only gay in the village), my Rick Mayall, ("Once upon a time in a wood, there lived a pair of trousers ...") and my real artificial squirty cheese rendition, but nothing seemed to work.

Its going to be a long night. :(